Today’s Phrase - Rule Number One is No Number Two

Rule Number One is No Number Two - This should actually be the first phrase I ever posted because it is, in fact, the cardinal rule of touring. Bus bathrooms are not equipped to handle solid waste in any form. So if you have to go number two, you have to tell the driver to find a gas station, truck stop, fast food place, whatever, so you can use a real bathroom. It’s a bad thing all the way around if anyone disobeys Rule Number One, and in some cases the driver is allowed to fine the individual that breaks the rule. So no number two on the bus!